HUFFINGTON POST:

AFTER JUST TEN DAYS, PRESIDENT TRUMP FIRES ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI AS WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR IN ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO “DRAIN THE SWAMP”.

TOO BAD. I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO HAVE SOME REAL FUN WITH FOUL MOUTHED ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI IN THE WHITE HOUSE, RECENTLY REFERRED TO AS “THE SWAMP”. HE’S AT LEAST DONALD TRUMP’S EQUAL WHEN IT COMES TO NASTY LANGUAGE AND DIRTY INNUENDOS. BUT NO. TRUMP HAS LIKITY-SPLIT FIRED ANOTHER APPOINTEE AND WE ARE LEFT WONDERING WHY?

AFTER ALL, HE WAS THE PERFECT FIT. YOU COULD COUNT ON SCARAMUCCI TO CURSE THE PRESS AND SCREAM EXPLETIVES AT HIS FELLOW CABINET LIZARDS AND LOSERS. BUT DON’T GET ME WRONG. I TOTALLY APPROVE OF “COLORFUL LANGUAGE”. JUST NOT OUT OF THE GOVERNMENT’S MOUTHS WHILE THEY’RE AT THE PIG FEEDING TROUGH OR WHILE THEY’RE PICKING THEIR FEET IN POUGHKEEPSIE. THAT KIND OF VERBAL GUTTER TALK SHOULD BE RESERVED FOR “POETS” SUCH AS MYSELF WHEN ATTEMPTING TO DESCRIBE THE JOYS OF NEW FOUND LOVE. “YOUR FIRST LOVE IS YOUR WORST LOVE”. NO, NO, SCRATCH THAT…

THE PROBLEM OUR PRESIDENT TRUMP IS HAVING IS REALLY QUITE SIMPLE, NOBODY LIKES HIM. HENSE NO ONE HAS ANYTHING NICE OR KIND TO SAY ABOUT HIM. FORGET POLITICS, THIS IS UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL. OK, HE DOES HAVE A REMARKABLE COMB-OVER. BUT FIND SOMETHING ELSE YOU CAN SAY ABOUT HIM IN POMP AND PRAISE. THAT’S ALL THERE IS, AND THAT AIN’T MUCH…