I GET FACEBOOK “FRIEND REQUESTS” ALL THE TIME…

FROM PEOPLE I DON’T KNOW AND HAVE NEVER MET…

BUT ON FACEBOOK, WE ATTRACT “LIKE MINDS”…

FROM OUR “POSTS” AND “COMMENTS” ON OTHER’S POSTS.

THIS IS ALL GOOD FOR ME, BUT HERE’S THE PROBLEM…

BEFORE I ACCEPT A NEW “FACEBOOK FRIEND”…

I LIKE TO GO TO THEIR “TIMELINE” AND CHECK THEM OUT A BIT…

I WANT TO KNOW “WHO IS IT”, THAT WANTS IN MY FACEBOOK FRONT DOOR…!!!

FIRST THING I’LL DO IS CLICK ON THEIR “ABOUT”…

THERE’S USUALLY NOTHING THERE, EXCEPT A BIRTHDAY AND GENDER…???

I’LL SCROLL DOWN THEIR “TIMELINE”, TO HAVE A LOOK AT THEIR POSTS…

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY’RE PASSIONATE ABOUT…

BUT I’M USUALLY PROHIBITED FROM DOING MUCH OF THAT…???

MAYBE I’LL LOOK AT THEIR “PHOTOS” TO CHECK FOR GUN WORSHIP…

BUT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, UNTIL YOU’RE “FRIENDS”…

YOU CAN’T SEE THE MAJORITY OF THEIR “PHOTOS”…???

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I’LL LOOK AT “FRIENDS” TO SEE IF WE’VE GOT “MUTUALS”…

ONE WOULD HOPE FOR AT LEAST ONE OR TWO MUTUAL FRIENDS…???

MOST OF THE TIME, I END UP ACCEPTING A NEW “FRIEND”…

BASED ON WHAT’S NOT ON THEIR “TIMELINE”, AS OPPOSED TO WHAT IS…

AND THAT’S PRETTY DAMN SAD…

I MEAN, I’D REALLY LIKE TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PERSON…

BUT INSTEAD, I END UP ACCEPTING A NEW “FACEBOOK FRIEND”…

IF THEY DON’T SEEM TO HOARD AND WORSHIP FIREARMS…

AND THEY AREN’T GOING STEADY WITH JESUS…

HAVING RECENTLY DUMPED THE DEVIL..!!!

I UNDERSTAND THAT SOME FOLKS, IF NOT ALL, ARE PARANOID…

THAT THE FBI, THE NSA, THE IRS, THE CIA, THE DEA, ETC.,…

MIGHT BE HOT ON THEIR TRAIL OR JUST CRUISING THEIR LANDSCAPE…

I UNDERSTAND THAT LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE CONVINCED…

THAT THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF A LIST FOR IDENTITY THEFT…

OR THAT FACEBOOK ITSELF IS GOING TO SELL THEM INTO SERVITUDE…

BUT COME ON FRIENDS…

IF YOU WANT ANONYMITY, JOIN ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS…!!!

IT WORKED FOR ME…!!! (Lol)

WE ALL REALLY NEED TO LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP…!!!