THE BALLAD OF VESTER LEE FLANAGAN…
(AKA BRYCE WILLIAMS)
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF DAVY “SURE-SHOT” CROCKETT…!!!
(VERSE 1)
“BORN UNDER A ROCK IN OLD VIR-GIN-E…
RED-NECK TRAILER-TRASH JESUS COUN-TRY…
BOUGHT HIM A GUN, THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN…
TO MURDER A COUPLE OF HIS FORMER EM-PLOY-EES”…
(CHORUS)
“VES-TER, VESTER FLANAGAN, KING OF THE WILD FRONTIER”…
(VERSE 2)
“GOT HIM A JOB THAT WAS VERY CU-SHY…
THEN GOT FIRED WHEN HE ACTED CRA-ZY…
BECAME UNHINGED, WANTED SOME REVENGE…
KILLED TWO REPORTERS ON LIVE T.-V.”…
(CHORUS)
“VES-TER, VESTER FLANAGAN, KING OF THE WILD FRONTIER”…
(VERSE 3)
“RECORDED THE MURDERS IN A MOVIE SEL-FIE…
THEN FLED THE SCENE LIKE A BIG PUS-SY…
HE’S AN ASSHOLE, A MIDGET TWITTER TROLL…
ANOTHER MOTHER FUCKER ON THE STEPS OF LI-BER-TY”…
(CHORUS)
“VES-TER, VESTER FLANAGAN, KING OF THE WILD FRONTIER”…
(VERSE 4)
“OUT ON THE HIGHWAY OL’ VESTER DID FLEE…
TILL HE WAS SURROUNDED BY A COP POS-SE…
GUN TO HIS HEAD, DAMN HE’S NOT DEAD…?
DASH-CAM VIDEO, CAN’T WAIT TO SEE”…!
(CHORUS)
“VES-TER, VESTER FLANAGAN, KING OF THE WILD FRONTIER”…
(VERSE 5)
“ADAM WARD WAS 27, ALISON 23…
SHOT VICKI GARDNER, SHE’S IN SUR-GER-Y…
ASKED THE NRA, ANYTHING TO SAY…?
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN IN THE LAND OF THE FREE”…!
(CHORUS) (EVERYBODY SING…!!!)
“VEST-TER, VESTER FLANAGAN, KING OF THE WILD FRONTIER”…
“VEST-TER, VESTER FLANAGAN, KING OF THE WILD FRONTIER”…
END.
(c) BILLY BATSON, SABER-TOOTH MUSIC, ASCAP…
TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT…!!!
